Come Carve Me Pumpkin Tee

$27.99 USD

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Color Black

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

The pumpkin’s ready, the knife is sharp, and the invitation is wildly inappropriate. Bring this tee to Halloween and let the carved grin handle the small talk.

This is how you make a pumpkin patch awkward without touching a single pumpkin. The front does the flirting; the back makes sure the people following you know exactly which company encouraged it.

Wear it to Halloween drinks, carving night, or wherever your friends are pretending they invited you for your restraint. They knew the risk. You simply honored the commitment.

The good shit

92% cotton, 8% spandex — soft cotton with a little stretch.
230 gsm (6.8 oz) fabric.
Slim fit with regular shoulders, set-in short sleeves, a ribbed crewneck, and a straight hem.
Printed front and back. See the photos for the full attitude.
Sizes S–3XL. Check the size guide below before you commit.

Take care of your shit

Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat, keeping the iron off the print. Do not dry clean.

Real Life. Real Words. No Bullshit.

Size Guide — Find Your Fit

Check your fit before you commit. Compare these garment measurements with a similar top you already like. Chest is the garment's flat width, not body circumference.

Size	Measure	Inches	cm
S	Length	22.05	56
S	Shoulder	13.39	34
S	Chest	15.75	40
S	Sleeve length	5.31	13.5
M	Length	22.44	57
M	Shoulder	13.78	35
M	Chest	16.54	42
M	Sleeve length	5.71	14.5
L	Length	22.83	58
L	Shoulder	14.17	36
L	Chest	17.32	44
L	Sleeve length	6.10	15.5
XL	Length	23.23	59
XL	Shoulder	14.57	37
XL	Chest	18.11	46
XL	Sleeve length	6.50	16.5
2XL	Length	23.62	60
2XL	Shoulder	14.96	38
2XL	Chest	18.90	48
2XL	Sleeve length	6.89	17.5
3XL	Length	24.02	61
3XL	Shoulder	15.35	39
3XL	Chest	19.69	50
3XL	Sleeve length	7.28	18.5

Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.

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