Legal Disclaimer — Read This Shit

The Real Shit Co. is a retail and creative-services business. We sell physical merchandise, including apparel and accessories, and we also offer custom writing and communication services. We are not exclusively a writing or communication service.

Custom Writing Is Not Legal Advice

Some of our services help customers write, organize, phrase, rewrite, or respond to communications. That can include professional emails, personal messages, online replies, letters, and other custom wording.

The Real Shit Co. is not a law firm. We are not attorneys, and nothing we provide creates an attorney-client relationship.

Nothing on this website, in a custom writing order, in an email, in a message, or in any other communication from The Real Shit Co. should be treated as legal advice, a legal opinion, legal representation, or a recommendation about what legal action you should take.

If your situation involves legal rights, deadlines, court proceedings, contracts, criminal matters, employment law, family law, or any other issue requiring legal advice, talk to a qualified licensed attorney.

You Decide What You Send

Custom wording is provided based on the information you give us. You are responsible for reviewing it, deciding whether it is appropriate for your situation, and deciding whether to send, post, publish, or otherwise use it.

You are also responsible for the consequences of how you use custom content. We cannot guarantee how another person, employer, business, platform, court, agency, or anybody else will respond to something you choose to send or post.

Physical Shit Is Physical Shit

Our apparel, accessories, and other physical merchandise are retail products, not professional advice or services. Product descriptions, jokes, slogans, graphics, opinions, humor, profanity, or other creative content appearing on merchandise or this website are part of the brand and should not be interpreted as legal, medical, financial, employment, or other professional advice.

Website Information

We try to keep product information, pricing, availability, policies, and other website content accurate and current. Mistakes can happen, and information may change. Nothing on this website should be interpreted as a guarantee unless we specifically state that it is one.

Use Some Common Sense

The Real Shit Co. sells products and words with personality. We are not your lawyer, doctor, financial adviser, therapist, HR department, or personal decision-maker. If you need qualified professional advice, get that shit from an appropriately licensed professional.

By purchasing or using our products or services, you remain responsible for your own decisions and for how you use what you purchase from The Real Shit Co.