Send the thread, the comment, or the DMs to our email. I write the reply in YOUR voice — like you said it.
If you need someone to actually argue the thread for you: we start a 24-hour service immediately. However, that is an extra cost. You give access. I post as you. I tell them off. You don’t sit there rewriting the same sentence for an hour.
This is not legal advice. This is not a law firm. This is the line — and if you want it posted, I’ll post it as you.
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No refunds. Ever. If it needs to be redone, we redo it. That is it.
