Hallo-Fucking-Ween Pumpkin Tee
Hallo-Fucking-Ween Pumpkin Tee
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Halloween comes once a year; your tolerance for bullshit expires much sooner. This tee brings pumpkin-season attitude loud enough to scare off another boring conversation.
You can enjoy autumn without turning into a decorative pillow that says grateful. This pumpkin-season tee brings the version of festive that comes with better jokes and considerably fewer manners.
Wear it to the pumpkin patch, the party, or the coffee shop charging extra for a beverage that tastes like a candle. Halloween spirit, questionable judgment, and no fucking interest in behaving for the photo.
The good shit
- 92% cotton, 8% spandex — soft cotton with a little stretch.
- 230 gsm (6.8 oz) fabric.
- Slim fit with regular shoulders, set-in short sleeves, a ribbed crewneck, and a straight hem.
- Printed front and back. See the photos for the full attitude.
- Sizes S–3XL. Check the size guide below before you commit.
Take care of your shit
Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat, keeping the iron off the print. Do not dry clean.
Real Life. Real Words. No Bullshit.
Size Guide — Find Your Fit
Check your fit before you commit. Compare these garment measurements with a similar top you already like. Chest is the garment's flat width, not body circumference.
| Size | Measure | Inches | cm |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | Length | 22.05 | 56 |
| S | Shoulder | 13.39 | 34 |
| S | Chest | 15.75 | 40 |
| S | Sleeve length | 5.31 | 13.5 |
| M | Length | 22.44 | 57 |
| M | Shoulder | 13.78 | 35 |
| M | Chest | 16.54 | 42 |
| M | Sleeve length | 5.71 | 14.5 |
| L | Length | 22.83 | 58 |
| L | Shoulder | 14.17 | 36 |
| L | Chest | 17.32 | 44 |
| L | Sleeve length | 6.10 | 15.5 |
| XL | Length | 23.23 | 59 |
| XL | Shoulder | 14.57 | 37 |
| XL | Chest | 18.11 | 46 |
| XL | Sleeve length | 6.50 | 16.5 |
| 2XL | Length | 23.62 | 60 |
| 2XL | Shoulder | 14.96 | 38 |
| 2XL | Chest | 18.90 | 48 |
| 2XL | Sleeve length | 6.89 | 17.5 |
| 3XL | Length | 24.02 | 61 |
| 3XL | Shoulder | 15.35 | 39 |
| 3XL | Chest | 19.69 | 50 |
| 3XL | Sleeve length | 7.28 | 18.5 |
Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.
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