Pass The Gravy Slim-Fit Tee
Pass The Gravy Slim-Fit Tee
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The gravy is ready; your patience is not. This slim-fit tee brings Thanksgiving truth to the table and gives relatives a fair warning before dessert.
There is gravy on the table and unsolicited advice coming from both directions. One deserves your immediate attention. The other can wait until somebody volunteers to pay your bills.
Wear this slim-fit tee to the family dinner where every simple question has a follow-up and nobody accepts ‘because I fucking want to’ as a complete answer. Eat your food. Protect your peace. Ask for seconds.
The good shit
- 92% cotton, 8% spandex — soft cotton with a little stretch.
- 230 gsm (6.8 oz) fabric.
- Slim fit with regular shoulders, set-in short sleeves, a ribbed crewneck, and a straight hem.
- Printed front and back. See the photos for the full attitude.
- Sizes S–3XL. Check the size guide below before you commit.
Take care of your shit
Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat, keeping the iron off the print. Do not dry clean.
Real Life. Real Words. No Bullshit.
Size Guide — Find Your Fit
Check your fit before you commit. Compare these garment measurements with a similar top you already like. Chest is the garment's flat width, not body circumference.
| Size | Measure | Inches | cm |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | Length | 22.05 | 56 |
| S | Shoulder | 13.39 | 34 |
| S | Chest | 15.75 | 40 |
| S | Sleeve length | 5.31 | 13.5 |
| M | Length | 22.44 | 57 |
| M | Shoulder | 13.78 | 35 |
| M | Chest | 16.54 | 42 |
| M | Sleeve length | 5.71 | 14.5 |
| L | Length | 22.83 | 58 |
| L | Shoulder | 14.17 | 36 |
| L | Chest | 17.32 | 44 |
| L | Sleeve length | 6.10 | 15.5 |
| XL | Length | 23.23 | 59 |
| XL | Shoulder | 14.57 | 37 |
| XL | Chest | 18.11 | 46 |
| XL | Sleeve length | 6.50 | 16.5 |
| 2XL | Length | 23.62 | 60 |
| 2XL | Shoulder | 14.96 | 38 |
| 2XL | Chest | 18.90 | 48 |
| 2XL | Sleeve length | 6.89 | 17.5 |
| 3XL | Length | 24.02 | 61 |
| 3XL | Shoulder | 15.35 | 39 |
| 3XL | Chest | 19.69 | 50 |
| 3XL | Sleeve length | 7.28 | 18.5 |
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