Clocked Out, Still Judging You Sweatpants

The shift is over, the judgment is not. These fleece sweats are for errands, couch duty, and watching people make the exact mistakes you predicted.

Relaxed barrel-leg silhouette with straight hem
Elastic drawstring waist, slash pockets, front pleats
53% polyester, 42% cotton, 5% other fiber; heavyweight 390 gsm fleece
Machine wash gentle at 30°C; do not bleach; tumble dry low; keep the iron off the print; do not dry clean

Expandable size guide — garment measurements in inches

Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Waist is measured across the waistband before stretching; compare with a pair you already own.

Size	Waist	Hip	Length
S	12.60	23.23	40.55
M	13.39	24.02	41.34
L	14.17	24.80	42.13
XL	14.96	25.59	42.91
2XL	15.75	26.38	43.70

Your timecard says finished. Your face says you saw exactly what happened and will be discussing it on the couch with snacks. Being off duty does not require you to become less observant.

Wear these sweats for grocery runs, couch shifts, and letting calls go to voicemail while the fleece handles comfort. You already did your job. Everybody else can handle their own fucking aftermath.

Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.