Tinsel Tits Tee

Some people deck the halls. You arrive with Tinsel Tits and immediately become the reason the Christmas party needs a group-chat debrief. Festive spirit is apparently not the same thing as good fucking judgment.

The small holiday company logo handles the introduction on the front. The antlers, gingerbread, greenery, and Tinsel Tits graphic make the back considerably less subtle. This loose cotton version is for holiday plans that require a shirt and absolutely no commitment to tasteful behavior.

Wear it to the tree lot, the bar, or the dinner where somebody believes matching outfits will guarantee a normal family photo. Bring the dessert. Let the back print supply the additional fucking entertainment.

Made to order: Each item is made just for you after you place your order. This helps reduce waste and keeps us from making a bunch of shit nobody asked for.

Features

- Fit: Loose

- Neckline: Round Neck / O-Neck

- Sleeve Style: Regular Sleeve

- Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve

- Season: Spring / Summer / Autumn

- Style: Basics / Casual / Preppy / Sporty

Care Instructions

- Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry low

- Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print

- Do not dry clean

Fabric

- Material: 100% cotton

- Fabric Weight: 260 gsm (7.7 oz)

- Thickness: Moderate

- Breathability: Moderate

Size guide

Supplier garment measurements. Measure a similar garment laid flat; chest width is not your body circumference.

inches

Size	Length	Shoulder	Chest	Sleeve length
S	26.57	18.90	19.69	8.46
M	27.36	19.88	20.67	8.66
L	28.35	20.87	21.65	8.86
XL	29.33	21.85	22.64	9.06
2XL	30.12	22.83	23.62	9.25
3XL	30.71	23.82	24.61	9.45

cm

Size	Length	Shoulder	Chest	Sleeve length
S	67.5	48	50	21.5
M	69.5	50.5	52.5	22
L	72	53	55	22.5
XL	74.5	55.5	57.5	23
2XL	76.5	58	60	23.5
3XL	78	60.5	62.5	24