The Claire’s Hit

Claire’s does ears. Apparently we had other plans.

Meet The Claire’s Hit — the black long-sleeve for women who grew up, got questionable ideas, and somehow became even less appropriate.

The front keeps its shit together with a small, feminine THE REAL SHIT CO. mark in clean white.

Then you turn around.

I GOT MY

CLIT PIERCED

AT CLAIRES

Teal. Hot pink. Zero fucking explanation.

It’s printed on washed 230 GSM 100% cotton with a loose, boxy fit and dropped shoulders.

Translation: it already has that lived-in, I’ve owned this forever and probably have stories you shouldn't ask about feel.

Cute from the front.

Completely fucking uncalled for from the back.

Exactly as intended.

The Shirt Shit

1. Fit: Loose, boxy & intentionally oversized
2. Front: Small white feminine TRSC mark
3. Back: Full-size teal + hot-pink statement graphic
4. Neck: Ribbed crew
5. Sleeves: Long with dropped shoulders
6. Finish: Vintage washed / lived-in
7. Weight: 230 GSM / 6.8 oz
8. Material: 100% cotton
9. Energy: Looks innocent until you turn around

Take Care of Your Shit

1. Cold wash, gentle cycle
2. No bleach — don't fuck up the pink
3. Tumble dry low
4. Don't iron directly over the print
5. Don't dry clean
6. Don't suddenly start making responsible decisions now

Wear it to brunch.

Wear it to the bar.

Wear it somewhere Claire’s has specifically asked you not to return to.

Size guide

Garment measurements in inches and centimeters.