The email you keep rewriting at 11:40 p.m. The resignation. The “per my last email.” The message to HR, your boss, a client, or a coworker when you need it clean and not feral.
You send the situation. I write it in your voice — professional, not corporate sludge.
This is not legal advice. This is not HR advice. This is not a law firm. You are responsible for what you send.
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