Bold of You Mineral Wash Tee

Bold of you to assume I care. This mineral-wash tee is for coffee runs, crowded sidewalks, and anyone who mistakes your resting face for a request to chat.

You ran out for coffee, not a surprise consultation about somebody else’s life. The washed finish keeps the outfit casual; the message keeps the conversational expectations appropriately low.

Wear it with jeans, work pants, or whatever is clean when leaving the house becomes unavoidable. Your face already gave the warning. The back print is simply the written fucking confirmation.

The details

• Boxy oversized fit with drop shoulders and a shorter silhouette.
• 100% cotton, 275 gsm (8.1 oz), with a mineral wash finish.
• Small brand mark on the front; bold statement graphic on the back.
• Available in White, Royal Blue, Light Gray, Black and Dark Gray.

Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.

Care: Machine wash cold or at 30°C on gentle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.

Size guide

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches. Chest is measured across the front. Compare with a shirt you already own; measurements may vary slightly.