The carolers asked for harmony. You brought Jingle Balls. Gingerbread, antlers, lights, and a holiday punchline across the back make this your uniform for festive gatherings where “please be normal” was clearly a suggestion. The front logo gives fair warning.
The tree is lit, the gingerbread is festive, and the punchline has the exact maturity level your friends expect from you. Christmas spirit does not automatically come with good manners.
Wear it to the holiday party, the gift run, or dinner where somebody keeps asking you to stop encouraging your cousins. They can sing the original carol. You have already committed to the fucking remix.
The actual shirt
Relaxed unisex fit
Soft cotton feel
DTG printed
Machine wash cold; tumble dry low
Available sizes & fit
Sizes
Fit
Color
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Relaxed unisex fit
Black
Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.
