I May Not Go Down in History Tee

The front starts the story; the back finishes it with the kind of line your history teacher would’ve confiscated. Wear it to the diner, the bar, or wherever people still read shirts.

Relaxed oversized fit
100% cotton, 260 gsm (7.7 oz)
Machine wash gently at 30°C; do not bleach; tumble dry low; keep the iron off the print; do not dry clean

Size guide — garment measurements

Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Compare with a tee you already like. Table fits on mobile; scroll if needed.

Size	Length (in/cm)	Shoulder (in/cm)	Chest width (in/cm)	Sleeve (in/cm)
S	26.57 / 67.5	18.90 / 48	19.69 / 50	8.46 / 21.5
M	27.36 / 69.5	19.88 / 50.5	20.67 / 52.5	8.66 / 22
L	28.35 / 72	20.87 / 53	21.65 / 55	8.86 / 22.5
XL	29.33 / 74.5	21.85 / 55.5	22.64 / 57.5	9.06 / 23
2XL	30.12 / 76.5	22.83 / 58	23.62 / 60	9.25 / 23.5
3XL	30.71 / 78	23.82 / 60.5	24.61 / 62.5	9.45 / 24

Some legacies belong in museums. Yours may be more of a private conversation that your friends refuse to let die. The front and back prints make sure the joke survives every time you turn around.

Wear it to the bar, the cookout, or the coffee run where somebody is bound to read it out loud. You do not need a statue. Apparently you need friends with worse fucking memories.

Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.