Heavy hoodie. Heavier opinions. Your filter clocked out years ago and absolutely refuses to answer calls from management.
The vintage-wash finish brings the worn-in look, while the white-and-red company print across the front and large Real Shit lockup on the back make the introduction for you. Pull it on for cold mornings, coffee runs, and standing outside while somebody finishes a story that should have ended ten minutes ago.
For people who like their clothes comfortable and their boundaries obvious. You have enough shit to carry without lugging around a polite apology for having a personality.
Made to order: Each item is made just for you after you place your order. This helps reduce waste and keeps us from making a bunch of shit nobody asked for.
