Red Halo Zero-Fucks Mineral-Wash Tee

Your halo slipped. Your middle finger stayed right where it fucking belongs. The gritty hand and red halo graphic take the front; The Real Shit Co. finishes the conversation across the back. This oversized mineral-wash tee is for coffee runs, bar stools, and everyday situations that somehow require more patience than you packed.

For the days when being the bigger person sounds suspiciously like doing unpaid emotional labor. The washed finish and oversized shape keep the outfit easy while the graphic lets everybody know the customer-service voice is off duty.

Wear it with jeans, shorts, or whatever survived laundry day. Your halo does not need polishing. The people testing your patience might need a fucking hobby.

Made to order: Your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.

Features

1. Effects: Snow Wash / mineral wash (each piece will vary slightly)
2. Fit: Oversized, relaxed boxy silhouette
3. Neckline: Round Neck / O-Neck
4. Sleeve Style: Drop Shoulder
5. Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve
6. Season: Summer
7. Style: Street / Casual
8. Front: gritty white/black hand + red splat halo
9. Back: “THE REAL SHIT CO.” lockup with finger graphic

Fabric

1. Material: 100% cotton
2. Fabric Weight: 275 gsm (8.1 oz)
3. Thickness: Moderate
4. Breathability: Moderate

Care Instructions

1. Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
2. Do not bleach
3. Tumble dry low
4. Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print
5. Do not dry clean

Size guide

Garment measurements in inches and centimeters.