Fuel, Bills &, Fish Tails Long-Sleeve Tee

The fuel bill is real. The fish story is under active investigation. You left the dock for a relaxing day and came back with sunburn, an empty wallet, and a very confident explanation of the one that got away.

This long-sleeve tee keeps the leaping fish on the front chest and the full offshore boat, sunset, fish, and Real Shit Co. artwork across the back. Loud color, saltwater attitude, and absolutely no interest in pretending boat ownership is a financially responsible hobby.

Wear it for marina coffee runs, dockside bullshit sessions, or the next trip you swore would only cost a little gas. The fish might be free. Every damn thing required to catch it apparently is not.

Made to order: Each item is made just for you after you place your order. This helps reduce waste and keeps us from making a bunch of shit nobody asked for.

Features

- Fit: Loose

- Neckline: Round Neck / O-Neck

- Sleeve Style: Drop Shoulder

- Sleeve Length: Long Sleeve

- Season: Spring / Autumn

- Style: Basics / Casual / Sporty / Street

Care Instructions

- Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry low

- Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print

- Do not dry clean

Fabric

- Material: 85% cotton, 15% polyester

- Fabric Weight: 280 gsm (8.3 oz)

- Thickness: Moderate

- Breathability: Moderate