Essential Oils Tee

If lavender could fix these people, we’d be growing it by the fucking acre. Apparently your exhausted sense of humor requires a stronger joke and considerably fewer unsolicited wellness lectures.

The small company chest mark starts politely. The Essential Oils? Chloroform graphic across the back takes the conversation straight into the dark-humor section. A loose cotton tee for coffee runs, errands, and friends who already know your optimism has extremely limited opening hours.

Wear it with jeans, under a hoodie, or directly into the group chat’s latest crisis. You have tried being positive. You would now like everybody to try being less fucking exhausting.

Made to order: Each item is made just for you after you place your order. This helps reduce waste and keeps us from making a bunch of shit nobody asked for.

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Supplier garment measurements. Measure a similar garment laid flat; chest width is not your body circumference.

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