Grab Your Booze Halloween Tee
Grab Your Booze Halloween Tee
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The ghosts are out, the cooler is open, and the party’s already making questionable choices. This Halloween tee knows the priorities and refuses to whisper them.
Your friends brought costumes. You brought a practical understanding of what keeps a Halloween party from becoming a mandatory team-building exercise. Priorities matter, and yours are printed where everyone can see them.
Wear it to the bonfire, the costume party, or the last-minute snack run. Bring your own damn booze, keep track of your phone, and stop trusting the friend who says ‘this is going to be a quiet night.’
The good shit
- 100% cotton — soft, breathable, and ready for repeat wear.
- 260 gsm (7.7 oz) fabric with some substance.
- Loose, oversized fit with a round neck and regular short sleeves.
- Printed front and back. See the photos for the full attitude.
- Sizes S–3XL. Check the size guide below before you commit.
Take care of your shit
Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat, keeping the iron off the print. Do not dry clean.
Real Life. Real Words. No Bullshit.
Size Guide — Find Your Fit
Check your fit before you commit. Compare these garment measurements with a similar top you already like. Chest is the garment's flat width, not body circumference.
| Size | Measure | Inches | cm |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | Length | 26.57 | 67.5 |
| S | Shoulder | 18.90 | 48 |
| S | Chest | 19.69 | 50 |
| S | Sleeve length | 8.46 | 21.5 |
| M | Length | 27.36 | 69.5 |
| M | Shoulder | 19.88 | 50.5 |
| M | Chest | 20.67 | 52.5 |
| M | Sleeve length | 8.66 | 22 |
| L | Length | 28.35 | 72 |
| L | Shoulder | 20.87 | 53 |
| L | Chest | 21.65 | 55 |
| L | Sleeve length | 8.86 | 22.5 |
| XL | Length | 29.33 | 74.5 |
| XL | Shoulder | 21.85 | 55.5 |
| XL | Chest | 22.64 | 57.5 |
| XL | Sleeve length | 9.06 | 23 |
| 2XL | Length | 30.12 | 76.5 |
| 2XL | Shoulder | 22.83 | 58 |
| 2XL | Chest | 23.62 | 60 |
| 2XL | Sleeve length | 9.25 | 23.5 |
| 3XL | Length | 30.71 | 78 |
| 3XL | Shoulder | 23.82 | 60.5 |
| 3XL | Chest | 24.61 | 62.5 |
| 3XL | Sleeve length | 9.45 | 24 |
Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.
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