Soggy Beaver BBQ Smoke-and-Bad-Decisions Tee

The smoker’s fired up, the cooler’s open, and someone has already made the beaver joke. Congratulations—you found the cookout where nobody’s pretending to be classy.

The barbecue smells fantastic. The conversation has the maturity level of a middle-school lunch table. At least somebody remembered the napkins and knows when to pull the meat off the smoker.

Wear it to cookouts, supply runs, and the backyard gathering where ‘keep it classy’ was never a realistic fucking plan. Bring something to share. Your excellent restraint can stay home.

Made to order: Your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.

Features

- Fit: Loose

- Neckline: Round Neck / O-Neck

- Sleeve Style: Regular Sleeve

- Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve

- Season: Spring / Summer / Autumn

- Style: Basics / Casual / Preppy / Sporty

Care Instructions

- Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry low

- Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print

- Do not dry clean

Fabric

- Material: 100% cotton

- Fabric Weight: 260 gsm (7.7 oz)

- Thickness: Moderate

- Breathability: Moderate

	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL
	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Length	26.57	67.5	27.36	69.5	28.35	72	29.33	74.5	30.12	76.5	30.71	78
Shoulder	18.90	48	19.88	50.5	20.87	53	21.85	55.5	22.83	58	23.82	60.5
Chest	19.69	50	20.67	52.5	21.65	55	22.64	57.5	23.62	60	24.61	62.5
Sleeve length	8.46	21.5	8.66	22	8.86	22.5	9.06	23	9.25	23.5	9.45	24