Silent But Deadly No-Witnesses Cotton Tee

The reaper has arrived, the room has questions, and you’re minding your own business like a professional. A cotton tee for dark-humor fans with impeccable timing.

The reaper is waiting, and your talent for looking innocent has finally found appropriate merchandise. Dark humor works best when you let the graphic speak and keep an absolutely straight face.

Wear it for errands, coffee, or movie night with the people who already know your sense of humor has terrible timing. Your silence is not an admission. The shirt is simply deeply fucking unhelpful evidence.

Made to order: Your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.

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