The “What the Fuck” Insurance Guy Tee

Your hobbies have your insurance agent asking follow-up questions and your friends pretending they weren’t there. Wear it to camp and let the back handle the explanation.

Your insurance guy used to ask routine questions. Now he reads your hobbies, takes a long pause, and says the phrase that also describes your friends’ group chat after every weekend away.

Wear it to camp, the cookout, or the errand run before the next deeply questionable outdoor plan. If an explanation requires a diagram and ‘technically,’ the shirt probably has the right fucking summary.

The shirt

• Loose, easy fit
• 100% cotton
• 260 gsm (7.7 oz) fabric
• Available in multiple colors and sizes S–3XL; options vary by color

Care

Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.

Size guide

Garment measurements are in inches. Measure a shirt you own flat across the chest and compare. Chest width is measured from armpit to armpit.

Measurements are taken by hand and may vary slightly. Please use the size chart before ordering.