The Rut: Horny Dumbass Consequences Tee

Every fall, the rut reminds us that poor impulse control isn’t exclusive to humans. One buck makes a dumb decision; the rest of us get a shirt and a story.

A buck loses his common sense every fall and everybody calls it biology. A human does the same shit and suddenly there are screenshots, concerned friends, and an extremely uncomfortable Monday morning.

Wear it to camp, the bar, or the cookout where deer stories start sounding suspiciously like relationship advice. The antlers are seasonal. Terrible impulse control apparently has a year-round fucking membership.

The shirt

Loose, easy fit
100% cotton
260 gsm (7.7 oz) fabric
Available in multiple colors and sizes S–3XL; options vary by color

Care

Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.

Size guide

Garment measurements are in inches. Measure a shirt you own flat across the chest and compare. Chest width is measured from armpit to armpit.

Size	Length	Chest width	Shoulder	Sleeve
S	26.57	19.69	18.90	8.46
M	27.36	20.67	19.88	8.66
L	28.35	21.65	20.87	8.86
XL	29.33	22.64	21.85	9.06
2XL	30.12	23.62	22.83	9.25
3XL	30.71	24.61	23.82	9.45

Measurements are taken by hand and may vary slightly. Please use the size chart before ordering.