Meal Prep & Money Hog Hunting Tee

They call it a destructive bastard; you call it dinner, freezer space, and maybe gas money. This hog-hunting tee is for people who see a problem and pack a cooler.

Some people see a field problem. You see meal planning that comes with a hunting story and the chance to justify buying another piece of gear. This is budgeting with exceptionally questionable paperwork.

Wear it for camp coffee, hog-hunting weekends, and filling the freezer while claiming this whole operation is practical. Dinner is handled. The gas receipt can remain between you and your fucking bank.

The shirt

Loose, easy fit
100% cotton
260 gsm (7.7 oz) fabric
Available in multiple colors and sizes S–3XL; options vary by color

Care

Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.

Size guide

Garment measurements are in inches. Measure a shirt you own flat across the chest and compare. Chest width is measured from armpit to armpit.

Size	Length	Chest width	Shoulder	Sleeve
S	26.57	19.69	18.90	8.46
M	27.36	20.67	19.88	8.66
L	28.35	21.65	20.87	8.86
XL	29.33	22.64	21.85	9.06
2XL	30.12	23.62	22.83	9.25
3XL	30.71	24.61	23.82	9.45

Measurements are taken by hand and may vary slightly. Please use the size chart before ordering.