All Camo. No Game. Tee

All camo, no game, and no interest in another forty-five-minute lecture about scent control. Wear it to camp and let the shirt do the scouting.

You dressed like the forest, researched the gear, and spent a small fortune to watch squirrels disrespect you for six hours. The camouflage is working. The freezer update is pending.

Wear it to camp, the sporting-goods store, or the diner where everyone suddenly becomes an expert on what you should have done differently. Their advice is free, loud, and worth exactly fucking that.

The shirt

Loose, easy fit
100% cotton
260 gsm (7.7 oz) fabric
Available in multiple colors and sizes S–3XL; options vary by color

Care

Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.

Size guide

Garment measurements are in inches. Measure a shirt you own flat across the chest and compare. Chest width is measured from armpit to armpit.

Size	Length	Chest width	Shoulder	Sleeve
S	26.57	19.69	18.90	8.46
M	27.36	20.67	19.88	8.66
L	28.35	21.65	20.87	8.86
XL	29.33	22.64	21.85	9.06
2XL	30.12	23.62	22.83	9.25
3XL	30.71	24.61	23.82	9.45

Measurements are taken by hand and may vary slightly. Please use the size chart before ordering.