Gag Grouper & Gag Reflexes Tee

A gag grouper, questionable reflexes, and a fishing lesson nobody asked to learn the hard way. For the angler who can laugh about it once the boat stops rocking.

The grouper is real. The joke is childish. Your friends have had every opportunity to become respectable people, and yet here you all are making the same damn noise at the bait cooler.

Wear it for boat mornings, dock drinks, and telling fishing stories that become progressively less suitable for a family restaurant. Saltwater humor with exactly the maturity level your crew ordered.

The shirt

Loose, easy fit
100% cotton
260 gsm (7.7 oz) fabric
Available in multiple colors and sizes S–3XL; options vary by color

Care

Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.

Size guide

Garment measurements are in inches. Measure a shirt you own flat across the chest and compare. Chest width is measured from armpit to armpit.

Size	Length	Chest width	Shoulder	Sleeve
S	26.57	19.69	18.90	8.46
M	27.36	20.67	19.88	8.66
L	28.35	21.65	20.87	8.86
XL	29.33	22.64	21.85	9.06
2XL	30.12	23.62	22.83	9.25
3XL	30.71	24.61	23.82	9.45

Measurements are taken by hand and may vary slightly. Please use the size chart before ordering.