Destructive Bastard Tee

The hog wrecked the field. You wrecked the hog’s weekend. This tee is for hunters who solve the problem, fill the freezer, and let the shirt answer the questions.

The field did not tear itself up, and the hog was not about to write an apology letter. Sometimes pest management arrives with boots, a cooler, and a deeply unromantic plan for the weekend.

Wear it to camp, the feed store, or the cookout where the solution gets served on a plate. The pig had an agenda. Yours involved considerably better fucking seasoning.

The details

• Loose-fit crewneck tee.
• 100% cotton, 260 gsm (7.7 oz), with a soft, substantial feel.
• Small chest print on the front and a full graphic on the back.
• Available in Black.

Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.

Care: Machine wash cold or at 30°C on gentle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.

Size guide

Measurements are of the shirt laid flat, in inches. Chest is measured straight across the front; compare with a tee you already own. Small variations are normal.