Ocean-to-Table Bankruptcy Tee

The fish is local; the tackle debt is, too. Wear it after spending a small fortune offshore to catch the dinner you could’ve bought without a boat payment.

Ocean-to-table sounds fancy until you include the boat payment, the rods, and the emergency tackle purchase that somehow happens every single trip. At that point, dinner should arrive carrying its own mortgage documents.

Wear it at the dock, the fish fry, or the store where you swear you only need one lure. Fresh catch. Questionable finances. Absolutely no interest in letting the grocery aisle win this argument.

The details

• Relaxed, loose-fit crewneck tee.
• 100% cotton, 260 gsm (7.7 oz); substantial feel with a soft, breathable finish.
• Small branded front print and full-size graphic on the back.
• Available in Pink, White, Blue, White Gray, Black, Navy Blue and Dark Gray.

Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.

Care: Machine wash cold or at 30°C on gentle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.

Size guide

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches. Chest is measured across the front. Compare with a tee you already own for the best fit. Measurements may vary slightly.