Let Me Bone You Halloween Tee

Halloween has enough skeletons already; this one brought a line nobody can pretend not to hear. Wear it for the party and let the costume do the introductions.

There is no graceful way to explain this shirt to your aunt, which is exactly why your friends are going to insist you wear it. The front starts the trouble; the company graphic on the back signs the confession.

Wear it for Halloween drinks, haunted-house plans, or the party where somebody keeps asking why nobody brought a normal costume. You brought a normal tee. The joke simply has terrible fucking manners.

The details

• Loose fit heavyweight crewneck tee in 100% cotton, 260 gsm (7.7 oz).
• Large front graphic; matching brand print on the back.
• Available in Black, Coffee and Dark Gray.

Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.

Care: Machine wash cold or at 30°C on gentle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.

Size guide

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches. Chest is measured across the front. Compare with a shirt you already own; measurements may vary slightly.