Big Racks, Bad Decisions Tee

Big antlers, worse judgment, and a deer-camp story that gets less believable with every retelling. Wear it to the woods and let your shirt start the argument.

A responsible person would compare the cost of venison with the cost of gear, fuel, and missing work. Fortunately, nobody asked a responsible person to explain the emotional significance of a really good rack.

Wear it to camp, the sporting-goods store, or the cookout where you announce the freezer is stocked like the whole operation did not cost a goddamn fortune. The antlers are impressive. The accounting is best left alone.

The details

• Loose fit heavyweight crewneck tee in 100% cotton, 260 gsm (7.7 oz).
• Small hunting mark on the front; full graphic on the back.
• Available in Wine Red, White, White Gray, Black, Navy Blue, Coffee and Dark Gray.

Made to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.

Care: Machine wash cold or at 30°C on gentle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.

Size guide

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches. Chest is measured across the front. Compare with a shirt you already own; measurements may vary slightly.