Big truck. Filthy mouth. A fuel receipt long enough to qualify as a fucking novel. This tee is for the diesel crowd that calls another expensive part a practical improvement with a straight face.
The original chest mark handles the front; the Chokin’ & Strokin’ graphic takes the back. Wear it at the shop, beside the rig, or to the bar where the conversation inevitably turns into horsepower figures and deeply suspicious math.
Pair it with jeans and the conviction that the next upgrade will definitely be the last one. Your mechanic knows better. Your bank account would like to be excluded from this narrative.
Made to order: Each item is made just for you after you place your order. This helps reduce waste and keeps us from making a bunch of shit nobody asked for.
