Alanis & Blue-Collar Bad Decisions Tee

Alanis & Blue Collar Men

Some things come with warning labels.

Alanis and blue-collar men probably fucking should.

The Alanis & Blue Collar Men Tee is for women with a weakness for questionable choices, dirty boots, calloused hands, and men who say “I can fix it” before making the problem significantly worse.

The front keeps things cute with our larger, centered, feminine white The Real Shit Co. logo.

Then you turn around and tell everybody exactly what kind of decisions we're working with:

Alanis may be bad for you

but so are

Blue Collar Men

and they both

taste good.

Tiffany blue and hot pink. Big, bright, inappropriate, and absolutely impossible to miss.

The shirt itself is 100% cotton at 200 GSM with an intentionally oversized fit, dropped shoulders, classic crewneck, and relaxed short sleeves.

Comfortable enough for an all-day situation and cute enough for whatever questionable shit happens afterward.

Wear it with cutoffs. Wear it with leggings. Wear it with boots. Wear it while ignoring every red flag you've ever been warned about.

We don't judge.

The Shirt Shit

1. Fit: Oversized / relaxed
2. Front: Large centered white feminine The Real Shit Co. logo
3. Back: Full-size Tiffany blue + hot pink statement graphic
4. Neckline: Classic ribbed crewneck
5. Shoulders: Relaxed drop shoulder
6. Sleeves: Short sleeve
7. Material: 100% cotton
8. Weight: 200 GSM / 5.9 oz
9. Feel: Lightweight, soft & breathable
10. Best For: Spring, summer, fall, dive bars, truck meets, bonfires & ignoring perfectly good advice

Take Care of Your Shit

1. Machine wash at 30°C / gentle cycle
2. Do not bleach
3. Tumble dry low
4. Iron on low if needed
5. Don't iron directly over the print
6. Do not dry clean
7. Your shirt can be washed. Your taste in men is your own fucking problem.

Bad for you? Maybe.

Worth it? That's between you, Alanis, and the guy with the toolbox.

Size guide

Garment measurements in inches and centimeters.