{"product_id":"women-s-slim-fit-crewneck-t-shirt-6","title":"Silent But Deadly Slim-Fit Reaper Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eQuiet doesn’t mean harmless. Sometimes it means the reaper is waiting for the perfect moment to ruin the room and deny everything. Slim fit, dark humor, suspicious silence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe slim-fit tee gives your dark sense of humor a uniform and your friends one more reason to stop trusting that innocent expression. The reaper did not come here to host a gratitude circle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it for casual plans, horror nights, or the coffee run after you have exhausted your social battery. 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