{"product_id":"the-claires-hit","title":"The Claire’s Hit","description":"\u003ch1\u003eThe Claire’s Hit\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClaire’s does ears. Apparently we had other plans.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eThe Claire’s Hit\u003c\/strong\u003e — the black long-sleeve for women who grew up, got questionable ideas, and somehow became even less appropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe front keeps its shit together with a small, feminine \u003cstrong\u003eTHE REAL SHIT CO.\u003c\/strong\u003e mark in clean white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI GOT MY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLIT PIERCED\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAT CLAIRES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTeal. Hot pink. 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