{"product_id":"gritty-red-halo-drop-shoulder-tee","title":"Red Halo Zero-Fucks Mineral-Wash Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour halo slipped. Your middle finger stayed right where it fucking belongs. The gritty hand and red halo graphic take the front; The Real Shit Co. finishes the conversation across the back. This oversized mineral-wash tee is for coffee runs, bar stools, and everyday situations that somehow require more patience than you packed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the days when being the bigger person sounds suspiciously like doing unpaid emotional labor. The washed finish and oversized shape keep the outfit easy while the graphic lets everybody know the customer-service voice is off duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with jeans, shorts, or whatever survived laundry day. Your halo does not need polishing. The people testing your patience might need a fucking hobby.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e Your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEffects: Snow Wash \/ mineral wash (each piece will vary slightly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eFit: Oversized, relaxed boxy silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eNeckline: Round Neck \/ O-Neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eSleeve Style: Drop 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class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eMaterial: 100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eFabric Weight: 275 gsm (8.1 oz)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eThickness: Moderate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eBreathability: Moderate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-list=\"bullet\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ql-ui\" contenteditable=\"false\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDo not 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