{"title":"Women's Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eWomen’s shirts for good outfits, bad decisions, and the shit you were already thinking. No beige motivational bullshit required.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-claires-hit","title":"The Claire’s Hit","description":"\u003ch1\u003eThe Claire’s Hit\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClaire’s does ears. 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