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The open main compartment keeps things easy to reach, the flat bottom gives your haul room to settle, and the dual cotton straps let you carry it by hand or over your shoulder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% certified organic cotton, 3\/1 twill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 8 oz\/yd² (272 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCapacity: 6 gallons (23 L)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaximum load: 30 lb (13.6 kg)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen main compartment and flat bottom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from China or India\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBag measurements\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto;\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003eMeasurement\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003eInches\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003eCentimeters\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003eHeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003e14\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003e35.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003eDepth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003e5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003e12.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003eStrap width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003e1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003e2.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003eStrap length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px;border:1px solid #ddd;text-align:left;\"\u003e63.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare note:\u003c\/strong\u003e The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order: your piece is created after checkout, so we are not sitting on piles of shit nobody asked for.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Real Shit Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67610017169722,"sku":"2528537_10733","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/1373\/9066\/files\/haul-your-shit-market-front.png?v=1790818363"}],"url":"https:\/\/therealshitco.com\/collections\/random-shit.oembed","provider":"The Real Shit Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}